when i was 12 years old my family had a shih tzu named popcorn. then my siblings were born and popcorn started pooping everywhere to get attention. so my parents made me sell popcorn on kijiji. i lost my best friend but made $200! i used that $200 to buy my first guitar. i've been drowning my sorrows in little tunes ever since.
if you're wondering where Päter comes from watch this 👇